About MorcarWiellabylE
Emile Hirsch:
Emile Hirsch Nude
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Information:
Name: Emile Hirsch
Born: 1985-03-13
Height: 1.7
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Filmography:
Taking Woodstock (2009), 3rd Rock from the Sun (1997), Dogged on Dogtown (2005), Sunday Morning Shootout (2008), Alpha Dog (2006)
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Joe Francis:
Joe Francis Nude
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Information:
Name: Joe Francis
Born: 1973-04-01
Height: 1.88
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Filmography:
On the Record w/ Greta Van Susteren (2002), Dr. Phil (2004), Your World w/ Neil Cavuto (2007), Livin' Large (2002), WWF Smackdown! (2003)
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Did you hear about the Irishman who
couldn't tell the difference between his two horses?
His friend suggested
measuring them, that didn't help though, the
Irishman discovered
that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the
white one!
BarthTulleyLB
What's grey, stands in a river when it
rains and doesn't get wet ?
An elephant with an umbrella !
CarmeloWaljanmL
It was mealtime on a small airline and the
flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like
dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
AbbotAtaiahfA
Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
He
wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
WynwodeHoustondG
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian
mummy with a car mechanic?
Toot and Car Man.
CraytonShaaniu
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a
chicken ?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
BlaikeMurpheyOS
Doctor:
You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as
clockwork.
Patient:
That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
CynrikKeldenRR
Why do elephants eat raw food ?
Because
they don't know how to cook !
ChandlerUlvelaikHK
"Isn't the principal a
dummy!" said a boy
to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the
girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I
am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"
EverleyCynericFW
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in
the air and smells?
A dead centipede.
HarelSinnochtm