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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crewcut
!
Crewcut who?
Crewcut and I'm the only one left !
TeppoDaithmxY
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a
moth.
So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the
window...!
RiderDarelTz
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caroline
!
Caroline who ?
Caroline of rope with you !
OllieCissOF
What do you get if you cross a
tarantula
with a rose ?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !
AponiviRayhourneiB
"Waiter !
Have you got frogs' legs ? "
"No, sir, I always walk this way"
CeciliusAherinfJ
yo mama so fat that when she puts on her
yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
ConchobarRagnheidurcG
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a
stroll
in the fields when they came across a cow and a
calf rubbing
noses.
"Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to
do
the same."
"Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend. "It's your
cow."
MannyGordainbK
Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out
of a
blonde's mouth?
A: Einstein's dick.
ArnettStanhopDA
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the
street.
"Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".
"Ssh!" hisses the other, "It's not till next week".
CrandalRhodesMu
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker
with a carrier pigeon ?
A bird who knocks before delivering its
message !
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